Showing posts with label Coach Curly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coach Curly. Show all posts

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Cobbled Kicks

How Bike Riders...

83 days until Paris Roubaix week, and now is as good a time as any for Ol' Curly to talk about the kind of shoes you need to ride Paris Roubaix. Now a lot of folks will tell you that it don't matter what kicks you use to ride such a race, but I think they're wrong.

It takes a special shoe to help you get through the cobbles. I know half of you are now out on the interwebz... Googling up photos of the last few Paris Roubaix winners to see what shoes they're wearing and you're wasting your time. You're only going to find cleverly doctored images of Sidis. I'm talking about a real shoe for us fellas who feet shaped like clubbed feet. The kind of shoes worthy to never be covered by a sissy winter shoe cover... which don't really work anyway.

I'm talking about the Northwave Aerator 3V (V for velcro only)... Why this fine shoe is used by none other than Tornado Tom Boonen. I know it was used by him too, cuz they have his signature on the top strap. Talk about a carbon sole stiff enough to put your foot to sleep in just a few pedal strokes. These shoes are so tough, they come with a manly yellow paper-thin footbed and a cork footbed option.

Of course, I own a pair. Anything good enough for Tom is good enough for Ol' Curly. Why I'm no Podiatrist, but I'm 110% sure that these shoes have magic powers. I remember quite well, my very first ride with these fine shoes. It was the STP. My glistening white with blue accents cycling shoes were the buzz of the other riders for sure... I also remember jacking up the carbon soles quite well trying to get an onion burger at the Winlock burger stand... but that story is for another day.

Now, I didn't make it to Portland that year... but I attribute my retirement in shame to my lack of doing any rides over 50 miles that year than I do to the shoes.

So there you have it... a Curly endorsement for the Northwave Aerator 3V Tom Boonen Edition shoe... I'd tell you to go out and buy some but all of 2007's stock was snatched up from Chainlove.com when they were blowing them out at $50 a pair...

Ol' Curly will keep feeding you a nugget or two for the next 80+ days... Next stop... Embrocations.

Keep yer shirt on.

Curly

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Bonne Année

Happy New Year!

After many years of being in hiding, Coach Curly has decided to come out and grace your cycling presence with his quips and witicisms about cycling and the like. Yes-sir-ree, Coach Curly will focus 2011 being a kinder, gentler human being...

2011 is a milestone year for Ol' Curly... Curly is turning 40.

Now I could wax on philosophically about how 40 is forcing Curly to take a look at his life, assess where he's at and what he's accomplished... but I won't be... 40 just means I need to get moving on some things that have gone undone.
  • Get a tattoo
  • Ride the Paris Roubaix course
  • Consume real Belgian Frites
  • Consume real Liege Waffles
  • Sample the diversity of beer than Brussels has to offer
  • Witness the awesome power of "The Hour Record" bike
  • Visit Ol' Eddy's Bicycle Factory
  • Refer to kilometers when discussing cycling distances...

One of those has been on Ol' Curly's bucket list since he was 17... and during the first week of April in 2011... he'll be crossing it off...

note: If you're confused by a constant jumping around from 1st person to 3rd person and sometimes 2nd person in Ol' Curly's writing style... don't worry... you'll get used to it...